Someone you do not know, gives you a nice Chinese lacquered box with a red button on top. He tells you that by pushing the button, you immediately gain $200,000 but you will kill a Chinese you don't know, in the far away China. Would you push that button?... Well, in my case the answer is decidedly yes.. yeah!.. Fuck, YEAH! And this for two very clear, definite reasons:
• Yesterday I was looking for the picture of a BMW 350i. Found a nice one in Google Pictures and clicked to download it. From a Chinese site. The site immediately started to download the Trojan fake antivirus I wrote about last Monday. I am well protected by a daily updated McAfee, Spybot Search & Destroy and Sygate firewall, but notwithstanding these the download was started immediately. I succeded in blocking it by powering OFF my ADSL modem, whose remote switch I've put in the front drawer of my desk. A good, good and helpful solution that I suggest to everyone. It costs nothing to feed the modem through an extension wire, with a bedpost lamp switch on it. Close the connection to the Interwebz and no fucking Chinese hacker can harm your PC. No, Sir... they cannot do shit to you... and you can laugh at their pathetic, yellowed face!
• The Chinese supplier of the low range refrigerators my Company sells and we have to service, changes some components of them, almost every given day. Most of the times the new part is not interchangeable with the old one and we're not able to repair the old refrigerators. We need from them the dates of the modifications, so that we can manage both the spares (old and new) and Servicemen must be able to understand what they need to order by checking the date of production of the appliance, on the serial label. But the fucking Chinese are not able to provide us with these information, moreover they often mistake the printing of the dates on the appliances' serial labels… we use a four digits date, i.e. 1003 is the 3rd week of 2010. They've issued labels printed 0310, like it was produced in 2003 because they've reversed the week with the year. Morons. Stupid dickheads. And sincerely their products suck, but our commercial people is blinded by the ultra-cheap price of buying, so that is. Be careful of what you buy. Boycott the Chinese products. Fuck the slimy, shitty Chinese food! Support the Dalai Lama! There, I've said it. Now I can rest easy.
• Yesterday I was looking for the picture of a BMW 350i. Found a nice one in Google Pictures and clicked to download it. From a Chinese site. The site immediately started to download the Trojan fake antivirus I wrote about last Monday. I am well protected by a daily updated McAfee, Spybot Search & Destroy and Sygate firewall, but notwithstanding these the download was started immediately. I succeded in blocking it by powering OFF my ADSL modem, whose remote switch I've put in the front drawer of my desk. A good, good and helpful solution that I suggest to everyone. It costs nothing to feed the modem through an extension wire, with a bedpost lamp switch on it. Close the connection to the Interwebz and no fucking Chinese hacker can harm your PC. No, Sir... they cannot do shit to you... and you can laugh at their pathetic, yellowed face!
• The Chinese supplier of the low range refrigerators my Company sells and we have to service, changes some components of them, almost every given day. Most of the times the new part is not interchangeable with the old one and we're not able to repair the old refrigerators. We need from them the dates of the modifications, so that we can manage both the spares (old and new) and Servicemen must be able to understand what they need to order by checking the date of production of the appliance, on the serial label. But the fucking Chinese are not able to provide us with these information, moreover they often mistake the printing of the dates on the appliances' serial labels… we use a four digits date, i.e. 1003 is the 3rd week of 2010. They've issued labels printed 0310, like it was produced in 2003 because they've reversed the week with the year. Morons. Stupid dickheads. And sincerely their products suck, but our commercial people is blinded by the ultra-cheap price of buying, so that is. Be careful of what you buy. Boycott the Chinese products. Fuck the slimy, shitty Chinese food! Support the Dalai Lama! There, I've said it. Now I can rest easy.
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