Friday, February 26, 2010

Crazy As A Soup Sandwich Gaddafi, Declares Jihad Against Switzerland!


What all the world doesn't know, is how all this madness was started by Gaddafi, obliging the FIAT Company (of which he's a major shareholder) to take his son Hannibal as a player in the 1st division Juventus soccer team. The slimy, dumb Hannibal never played a single game, but forced the Juventus management to kick him out, to prevent a revolt by the other players who were a little tired of havin him near, since it seems that (like every good muslim) Hannibal is mainly queer oriented and he always grabbed the wrong balls...

In 2008, from Turin Hannibal Gaddafi moved to Switzerland, were he lived for some times in a Geneva 5 stars hotel, with 130 of his followers. To care for him and his unfortunate pregnant wife, Hannibal The Queer hired a couple of Philippine irregulars, until the day something went wrong with them and he and his wife clubbed the two disgraced, almost to death. As a result, Hannibal spent a night in jail until the intervention of his dad freed him. But the Swiss are no fools, so they immediately expelled Hannibal Gaddafi, his wife and all the caravansary of his followers, with the interdiction of ever coming back to trample on the sacred soil of the motherland of William Tell.

Hence the jihad, which is no joke since it morally allowes every muslim nuthead in the world, to slaughter every Swiss man, woman and children he should happen to come near and to destroy as many Swiss activities as possible. And should he die in doing this, he wil be awaited in heaven by the famous 75 virgins, of which may be he couldn't care less, because like every muslim freak he'd likely prefer men's assholes. That is.

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